I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.
Oscar Wilde (via crystallize)
Who cares for your beauty if your tongue is ugly.
(via fooooooolsgold)

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

arlogivensisacat:

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

i still can’t get over this.
It’s better to have nobody than someone who is half there, or who doesn’t want to be there.
Angelina Jolie (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident